I Walked 8.4 Miles from My House to My Friend’s House While I Unraveled Yarn…

I Walked 8.4 Miles from My House to My Friend’s House While I Unraveled Yarn, That I Bought Off Ebay from Some Guy in North Carolina, from My Homemade Yarn Dispenser Which Broke So I Had to Buy Some Duct Tape to Fix It (It Broke Again When I Stopped to Pee, So I Actually Had to Fix It Twice).